finally...bali

i'm here! i've already gotten in two full days and have done lots. and fyi, the flight over here is 18 hours. i'd better have some fun. so it's hot. hella hot. like walk two steps and you're sweating like a faucet hot. but the water is cool. yes, i've been to the beach. lots. and i've run on the beach. the waves have been too crazy to surf. my room is nice, but i already had to swap. the first room was super loud with mopeds and dogs barking, all hours, so they moved me. and then the staff is super friendly, but they want tip after tip. i've spent more on tips here so far than on meals...not a joke. but these people are poor. you can't be upset with them for that reason.

alright, chronologically. i get off the plane, go through the slowest customs line in history, get my bag, and head for the hotel. first impression: the drivers here are nuts. cars and mopeds flying every which way, paying no attention to lines in the road, lights, signs...just each other, fortunately. i am actually very sad i left my license at home. i want to rent a moped. good for the adrenaline. so i get to my hotel and i say, i just flew 18 hours to go to the damn beach, so i throw down my crap and head for the damn beach and make sunset. sweet...i watched a sunset in bali. check one. sadly, the beach is super crowded. i'm staying near legian beach, just north of kuta, which is insanely crowded. but still, i was hoping for desolation. oh well. after sunset, i head back to the hotel and crash.

yesterday, i woke up at 6 and ran on the beach. sweet...i ran on the beach in bali. check two. then had a super good breakfast (my goal is to eat breakfast every day i'm here, per Lauren, because i never eat breakfast and supposedly that is a bad habit, so make that check three), started to walk to the beach, and mother bleep, i got snagged by a timeshare vendor. but this guy is super poor, he gets 50 USD for brining me in, and he promised to drive me to kuta afterwards. alrighty...two hours later, i'm in downtown kuta. CRAZY! shops everywhere. concrete. heat. where's the beach already? i get there and it really is insanely crowded. the waves are monstrous, so no surfing yesterday. i try to walk back to legian, but it's hot and taxis are very cheap here, so i grab one for like $1.50. then i head for the beach there and chill out, play in the water, ward off ~50 vendors (one guy tried to sell me a bow and arrow), and find a cool shell. i went back to the hotel and showered, grabbed dinner, then fell asleep. i am still a bit jetlagged, but not too badly.

today i woke up early because i hired a guy to drive me to tanah lot, a temple up the coast. he also took me into the mountains to see another temple and the twin lakes at bedugul...something like that. let me just say for the record, this island is GORGEOUS. i got to play with some monkeys. they were everywhere, sitting along the road in massive groups as you drive up the hills. it was unreal. the driver, james, is super cool. he's been all over the world, and used to work at the bali hyatt where he worked as steven segal's personal assistant for a week. apparently steven's a nice guy. now james is working on starting his transport business. so now i'm getting ready to explore seminyak and grab a meal.

i tried my first indonesian meal last night. very good, and it included fried rice, shrimp crackers, chicken, egg, and sausage. i fed the egg and sausage to this skinny little cat that came into the restaurant. it's amazing how well fed american animals are. i am drinking lots of kopi, or balinese coffee. super good. and lots of water. only three mosquito bites so far. ciao for now...